what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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