She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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