Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
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Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
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We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I would ride that face into the sunset
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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