why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Found your dick twin last night
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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