So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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