So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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