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I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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