It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
My pussy is not your playground.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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