i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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