Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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