I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
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