LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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