i was born a porn star she said
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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