I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You need a sexual gate keeper
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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