call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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