I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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