just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I just blew my weed a kiss
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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