Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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