Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
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She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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