very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
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