i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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