The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
We have started to decorate penises.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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