Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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