sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
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Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish π
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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