Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
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i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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