Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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