I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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