how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
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That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
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How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I smell like Dick and happiness
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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