Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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