But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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