I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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