wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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