When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Someone signed my nipple.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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