But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
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It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
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Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
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