.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
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his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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