i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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