I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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