Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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