After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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