it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
