Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
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i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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