Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
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more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
How does one acquire holy water?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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