That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
she peed on how many people?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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