Your tits are I can't wait for
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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