it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
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all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
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I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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