last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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