clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
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