David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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