Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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