Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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