I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
