Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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