He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
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I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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