Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
false alarm, still single
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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