I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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