only if we run a train.
done.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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