so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
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What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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